While Alucard was on a mission he met this 'human' girl. Or he thought the girl was human anyway. He was proven wrong. The girl was accepted into the Hellsing organization. Sir Integra herself said that the girl was not to leave her side. The girl was you. You became Integra's personal guard. Alucard grew fond of you. He held a liking towards you. You had a liking towards him. But, when he finds out what you are what does he do? Read to find out. Just a warning before you read this. There will be a few chapters where there is Sir Integra x reader (girl x girl). But in the end Alucard will be the person you are with. If you don't like girl x girl don't hate my book in the comments. Just don't read the book and if you do put hate comments and think I care you need to go somewhere.

"...because after all....Shrek is love, Shrek is life,"

have this, you horny fucks.

A villain on the streets and in the sheets

just a amazing rollercoaster of emotions❤️ and idek why i did this don't ask it's just a joke fan fiction don't come after me 😹

There's nothing too explicit in this story until the 3rd part so if you don't like sexual themes then you can still read part 1 and 2 if you want lol. By the way this entire story is completely satire and I made it just for shits and giggles so uhh don't take it too seriously ok bye uwu.