We wrote what everyone wanted: a SJM fanfic with more diversity and the justice the characters deserved (we're looking at you, Mulch). For legal purposes, this book is A JOKE. Mulch Mulcheron has no personality and yet has at least 3 love interests like any generic wattpad MC. She is the epitome of 'pick me' girls. The High Ladies who have formed the Dusk Court, the one court SJM excluded like a weird uncle at a family gathering, have taken it upon themselves to make sure Mulch ends up where she belongs: the gardens. SJM please don't sue us.