Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

What would you do if everything you thought would never be possible, actually happens? Denise Avacyn only wished to meet her anonymous friend whom she had been close to for 5 years. She never expected more than a friendly meet up but she deliberately allowed herself into something she never thought would happen in a million years. As the story continues, she will end up with two choices; either stay with the new life she had wished for so long or wake up from the nightmare she had created.

Matthew has always had a hard life especially at home. His adopted father abuses him and forces him into prostitution at sixteen years old. He is a freshmen in highschool and a outcast because hes "emo" and it doesn't help that he's gay. He was held back when he spent some time in the hospital after his bio dad went crazy and stabbed him. But will life get better when he meets the super hot jock Trey Lockheart? Maybe just maybe Trey will save him.... (WILL BE EDITING AND REVISING SOON. I was 14 when I wrote this and grammar wasn't my strong suit. I wrote it just to write. Now comes the criticism.) Sidenote..comments make me post faster... comments,votes, recommendations, and fanning is also welcome.

Vanessa fell in love with Dean Winchester seven years ago. Well, if you could call a month of weekend getaways together 'love'. Now, all these years later, Dean and his brother Sam are back in town, and Dean has no idea about Dean and Deanna- his twin children. When the two lovebirds finally find each other again, Dean and Deanna are kidnapped. And Dean Winchester refuses to be separated from his family again. (Book 1) *Book 2: Yours Truly, Zombies (Supernatural)*

Hello my freaky darlings! Here you will find random stuff written to songs which appear on shuffle on my iTunes library. This includes and is most likely limited to, Supernatural, Sherlock, Avengers, and maybe possibly some Doctor Who. Stay tuned for more horribly written stuff :) Feel free to comment, vote, and/or hate on anything and everything. It it greatly appreciated even if it is hate. Thank you very much my lovelies <3 P.S.: I do take requests, and hopefully I can write what you're expecting to the best of my abilities.

(Charmed book 1) Set in the year 2020, in an alternate future where Wyatt didn't turn evil, Lila-Rose Anderson is a 15 year old girl with special abilities. She can control the elements, gather information from someone with just one touch and can also read their thoughts. When she was six Lila experienced a tragedy in which her mom died and only she knows the true story. Taken in by Piper Halliwell and her family, Lila has lived with them for nearly ten years and has grown attached to each of them. She has especially grown attached to Piper's children Melinda, Wyatt and Chris. However when she finally becomes the girlfriend of her boy mate from school, things get complicated. She has to help her friends with their problems as well as battling her new found feelings for one of the Halliwell boys. On top of this she has to keep her dark secret from the Halliwells. Can she do it and battle the evil growing in her life?