"Wanna smash?" "wHATTT??!!" "Smash some volleyballs you dirty minded hoe."

"I put them legs on his head now he love tall women." Disclaimer: I do not own haikyuu or any of the characters, but I do own my oc. I do not own any images except for the edited cover, anything else (unless I say so) I don't own. You've known nishinoya for a while now he's been your best friend since elementary, but what happens when you transfer to Karasuno after not seeing him for a whole year? Will things be different? Will you confess? Will he like you back? #23 in nishinoyaxreader ~a bit of chatfic!~

Taking a gigantic break from writing It's a usual day for Akaashi.. But one thing changes everything.. Something accidental that leads to many different events.. This book is known for its confusing and awful first chapter so warning for that. Also I wrote the first few chapters 2 years ago so they aren't good at all but at least you get a sparkle of humour. Ship: Bokuaka (Bokuto X Akaashi) Anime/ Manga series: Haikyuu!! I do not own any of the art!!

*+:｡.｡ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ ｡.｡:+* ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀn ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇs sʟᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇs ғɪɴᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ U.A. ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇs sʟᴇᴇᴘ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ ↳ ˢʰᵒᵗᵃ ᵃᶦᶻᵃʷᵃ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ!ᵒᶜ ↳ ᵇⁿʰᵃ ˢᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ¹ - ↳ ʳᵉˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ: ⁰³/⁰⁶/²¹ -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! you both like heroes. stranger: hey you: hey. i want friendship not dick. stranger: fuckhead stranger: as if i would give you my dick stranger: you dont deserve it 💀 you: kdhsjshdhjs you: finally you: someone who doesnt wanna fuck 🤠 katsuki bakugou x reader omegle book one