I'm bored and this just came in my head so ya know

the most bizarre one shots you will ever read. They are all X Fem. OC (insert)

(Y/N) (L/N) Moved to morioh from America most of her life she's been alone and stays alone she fears others and talking with others。． When the popular attractive Josuke Higashikata sees her... he instantly feels a strong connection.

You were always a thicc girl. Thicc. Like Wicke. You love memes. Hell yeah. But one day, you were enjoying the sunlight and some motherfucking thots appeared. *cue 8bit battle music* You were gonna fight them, but no! Star Platinum appeared! He saved your thicc ass. Personally, you thought your stand was fine as Hell. Big booty stand. He loved you. He always wondered, "Ora ora ora ora ora ora...?" (Why does she jiggle but no one else does?) Translation brought to you by Zorua Translate. Boi he grabbed yo ass one day. Send help there's something wrong with me. (I'm gonna try to take this serious. The reader is pretty much like me. Dank memester and a colossal bitch.) FatHEr i cRAvE cheDdeR Cover brought to you by my best friend who is the most beautiful thing I've ever actually seen.

"I warned you, darling. Now only time will tell what will become of your foolish actions" What if happy ending's didn't exist, god himself was determined to stop them, even if i meant destroying his own creations. Contains: *Lemon *Strong Language *Violence Ranked no.1 2025 in blue exorcist

A simple summer break visiting a cousin takes an unusual turn as you're forced to face your fears and your future. Mephisto Pheles introduces you to a world you were previously unaware of, will you stay or will you run? A mature 'Blue Exorcist' fanfic written in second person, with lots of Mephisto Pheles x (AFAB) Reader lemon.

Mephisto x Reader fic, will have some smut, fluff, and angst throughout. Has triggering content for some; please don't hurt yourself, it's just not worth it. Woof. This work is incomplete and will remain as such. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.