Shrek X Reader Lemon

I'm going to write a beautiful what-the-actual-shit Shrek x Reader lemon. It's as a joke but I'm actually going to try to write it well. Leave a comment and a vote if you enjoyed it a bit too much ;)

Shrek x Dora

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.