After a long show, the band's caterer makes a fatal mistake. They seek another lowly human to put to work making their food, cleaning their dressing rooms and any filthy errand they're too busy to take care of themselves. It's time to put the word out; any mortal worthy enough to be Gwar's new caterer will be interviewed (or, more like interrogated) and put to the test. CWs: Severe gore details / bloody peril Sexual situations Rape mentions (not depicted) Substances (drugs, alcohol) !!: THIS DEPICTS THE CHARACTERS ONLY. NO REAL MEMBER IS MENTIONED IN THIS FANFICTION.