❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

*SEQUEL* After a sad break-up Alice and Max started their own path. Max is now a famous movie maker and Alice works in the modeling industry. What happens when they see eachother after 5 years? Will the feelings return or will they decided to be friends? Main story is called "Skype Call"

When we were kids our parents always used to tell us 'Don't Speak to Strangers Online'. Apparently when Alice was getting that lecture, she was too busy dreaming about David Beckham. Has a mild strong language. Might seem like a lot of chapters but trust me they're really small. Just because i cant spell or know grammar doesn't mean i don't know Many things! HISTORY, Ancient Religion, War,Could go on, but id b a pain!

"Hello and welcome to Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?" "Hey Angel." "Hi? So are you going to call every day now?" "Maybe." "I'll take that as a yes." ////////////////// A phone call between a boy with nothing to do and a girl at work that lasts longer than expected ////////////////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////////////////// R E V I E W S "I read this in one day and it's amazing. It's the cutest thing I've ever read in my life" @loveursalf "the cuteness inside of this book is astronomical"-@daraax__ "This book was beautiful, cute, and touching in ways I can't define. I love this book" @Cloudy_Dreamer00 "I LOVED THIS STORY!!" @BatgirlGeek "Aw this book is so cute, I love it 🥺❤️" @lebookworm07

Sometimes the best stories start with a coffee and a weird flavoured bagel....ordered over the phone.

"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.

When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." "I-" "It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Oliver Thomas had the best fucking lay of my life last night." "Oliver?" "Uhh-" "I'm glad you think I was good." "Shit." _____________________________________________ HIGHEST RANKING #2 in Short Story #1 in Call #2 in the Dialogue Series • This story comes packed with a lot of innuendos, sarcastic girl remarks and a protagonists who seems absolutely delectable and probably tops the chart alongside Channing Tatum *you have been warned

a series of phone calls between may and the misunderstood ⇝ ❝you little stalker! i am going to ask you think one last time, who are you and why are you calling me?❞ ❝i'm the misunderstood and this little stalker just needs someone to understand❞ dialogue story//© voidann-

✿ In which an unusual bubbly girl calls for a mocha coffee, and a bored sarcastic guy answers ✿ Dialogue Short Story warning: i made this when i was like 12 LMAO please be nice T_T

"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "..." "..." "Did you just --" "Don't expect any discount on your pizza just because I expressed my undying love for you." // idea from tumblr \\ //and yes This is cliche\\