"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

welp the people have asked for it so here it is!!! Dan is a smart, organized, and always punctual. One of the many reasons he has gotten sent to Kingston's Academy Boarding school for 5 years. Phil, a punk, with snake bites in his lip, a person who doesn't give a shit at all was sent there for correctional purposes, the reason unknown. Dan automatically takes a disliking to Phil, knowing that he is trouble. Phil on the other hand knows that Dan is hiding some secrets behind his smart facade, some sexy secrets, and he plans to find out what they are.

I was tagged so I have to answer some questions. Yaaaaay (note sarcasm)

Dan Howell is capable of identifying the relationship a person has with somebody simply by touching the bare skin of each of the individuals. By using his fingertips, the teenager is able to find out the feelings that the people have for each other and the labels that they use for one another. Dan begins to grow comfortable with using his power on anybody and everybody, but when Phil Lester enters his life, he discovers his exception. Also, yes, the hands on the cover are Dan and Phil's actual hands. Highest rankings: number one in #phanfic, #phanfiction, #phandom, #danieljameshowell, #philiplester, and #danandphilfanfic.

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

A collection of Oneshots featuring Transgender Dan and Phil! Send me prompts :)

Trigger Warning: physical/mental abuse "You are the mistake that ruined my life"

Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?

Stuck in an orphanage for 13 years, Emily's parents dropped her off and left when she was a baby. And who would want to love a geeky kid with no friends and anxiety? Maybe one day if she was lucky, it would all change. And it did, but if getting strange abilities wasn't enough can she survive her new school?

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.