"this looks like a job for tarantkoola." in which jeon jungkook is a part-time superhero with a massive crush on a huge nerd named kim taehyung. however, jungkook really sucks at keeping the superhero part on the down-low. taekook social media/crack au

"u don't scare me u!! u fat chicken!!" in which the duolingo owl haunts jungkook over not taking his english lessons. bts crack/horror social media au

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

❝Not everyone can be a perfect 10 you know. ❞ ❝I've noticed. You're living proof of that. ❞ In which (y/n) accidentally texts the wrong number asking for fashion advice. An eccentric basketball player meets a temperamental germaphobe. [half chat fic] ➝kiyoomi sakusa x fem!reader 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁: #1 xreader #1 miyaatsumu #1 miyaosamu #1 sakusa #1 sakusakiyooomixreader #3 sakusakiyoomi #4 haikyuufanfiction #3 haikyuu

A book in which you, [L/N] [Y/N], are the newest member of the Armed Detective Agency with an ability to seduce and bend any man to your will. A beautiful woman who has also managed to capture the attention of the notorious Osamu Dazai. ©-tasfiah

"If Purity tastes as good as you then it might as well be a sin." ㅡ min yoongi

"Watch where you're putting your hands, Agent Love." ♡|♡|♡ ♡|♡|♡ In which a love genie who sucks at names and a renegade government agent are put together. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Action ➢Fantasy **Started: April 30, 2019** **Ended: August 24, 2019**

❝You make the stars jealous, mi amor.❞ - In which the richest, most eligible bachelor of Seville lusts for a flamenco dancer below his class. Romance/Comedy - Highest ranking: #559 in Fanfiction #1 in Spain Reached 100K: 11.10.18 1st in the Mic Drop Awards - Started: 14.01.18 Finished: 23.08.19

*winner of iconic author of the year award* A womans job was to serve in any way told, and to produce healthy children. . Any women that disobeyed, would be punished severely. . The story of a poor girl who was purchased by the General, and how they changed each other and began to fight for the freedom of women ©chimchimicorn

"Rescue and retrieve. Utmost priority, extreme prejudice against infected and non-essentials," Jimin repeated the words, lifting his shotgun and resting it on his shoulder, "Understood, Sir," ©chimchimicorn