Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Nicky is a waitress. When she starts working in a cafe, she meets a mysterious fascinating blind man. She is immediately drown to him and makes it her goal to learn everything about him. What will happen when she finds out his story....

Super powered humans started appearing 30 years ago. Now, they are everywhere. Bob Moore, Private Eye, dares to investigate those who could incinerate him with a thought. When he is called to help a super from his past, however, he'll be pushed to his limit. When supers and the police think there is no crime, can he get to the truth? Will he want to for the man that destroyed his marriage? What People are saying about Bob Moore "The most delicious "superhero" themed book I've read. The world is incredibly deep, believable, and realistic with its own rules and terminology. The characters come alive and make you feel." -Vitaly Alexius, Creator Romantically Apocalyptic "This was quite an enjoyable read. When you cross a gritty gumshoe with spandex superheros, their two worlds collide in spectacular fashion." -Jeffrey Hendricks, Author Seeking the Heavens "The book is fast and keeps your interest. This was the first book that as I approached the end, I started getting a feeling of dread that the end was coming up and at the same time I had to find out the finale. What an enjoyable sensation."

In a world where security cameras prove what you have done and databases define who you are, the few who know how to manipulate the technology can play God. They can change the future; they can alter the past. They can make big money, they can save the world, and they can get away with murder over and over again. Danielle Leaf grew up believing she was safe. Now she knows she was wrong. Award-winning author Jon Evans returns with new heroes and a compulsive, fast-paced story that examines issues of Third World exploitation and the extreme edge of anti-capitalist activism. Invisible Armies is Cold War suspense for the modern age, a thriller that looks behind the power of protests and the politics of big business. Reviews "Thought-provoking ... Invisible Armies is an intriguing, pacy read and Mr Evans shows great potential."-The Economist "A tough-as-nails technothriller... People who aren't morons and like thriller novels ought to read this."-Bruce Sterling "Evans has created a new genre, the travelogue as fast-paced action thriller."-Montreal Gazette About the Author Jon Evans's novels have been published around the world, translated into half a dozen languages, and praised by The Economist, The Times of London, and the Washington Post. His journalism has appeared in Wired, Reader's Digest, The Guardian, The Globe & Mail, and The Times of India, and he writes a weekly column for TechCrunch. He can be found online at www.rezendi.com.

Stellar is just a normal city girl, nothing special ever happens to her, everyday is the same old stuff. A boring normal life..or so she thinks... Helios is a prince, that Every girl wants..his life is perfect...or so he thinks....Until....the day he finds out his twin flame (soul mate) has been located. His life is turned upside down, the moment he sees her his life changes he must connect with her before his arch enemy does.. What is happening?, Where are we?,Who are you?", the chills started all over again, I really needed to get a hold of myself. I couldn't fall to pieces at the sound of her voice. I licked my lips, took a deep breathe and then replied "My name is Helios, and I think you are my twin Flame!" A twin flame is the other half of you, when you are born your soul is split in two, somewhere in the universe was the rest of your soul, your better half. They said that you could feel the day your twin flame came to be, like a longing inside you just appeared and you needed to be somewhere, somewhere was where they were.

A young Jewish Boy named Martin Aszuckee and his family live in Poland where they face the cruel works of the Nazi party during World War Two and the Holocaust. The Story of a Family's fight for survival and incredible ability to stick together through the thick and thin and try everything to remain alive. Original Story first drafted in 2010 by Jessica Callahan. All Rights Reserved.

We live in a world called Mithea, a world where magic, beasts, and heroes exist. A world of fantasies, of legends, and kings, of death, and destruction. My name is Sky. Just Sky, and I have no recollection of my past since I was 9. This story is about my crusade against the Southern Kingdom, my crusade for my past, my present, and my future. This is a story about me, and the truth that has been buried for far too long.

When you came along, I wasn't even looking for anyone. As I got to know you, I saw you as a great friend. You made me laugh from the heart and see things in a whole different way. With you I can speak without wondering what you might think. I can be me and you can be you. You learned my weakness and encouraged me to grow. You found my strength and challenged me to become even stronger. You helped me to see myself as a good and beautiful person And just when I least expected it, You showed me exactly how I wanted to be loved. I've heard of True Love but I never knew I could find it in you I thought I would search to the deepest part of life I searched a little but I wasn't too patient to notice To notice a good thing that lies on the surface You called my name and I'm glad I answered For this I say, " I Love you in return" -Adedamola Adeleke Ajibade Growing up in an abusive house was not easy. Every day my father would go out to a bar and come home with a black eye, intoxicated to the point where he could barely walk straight. He would take his anger on the world out on her by beating me to the point where I could barely stand straight. My mother died when I was no older than three in a sudden car crash, I still misses her every day. I'm moving to La Push though in a few days to start a life with my foster parents Rose and David, but I had to leave everything back in New York; my only friend and my past life. My name is Maxine Felix, I'm 15 almost 16. I'm torn down but still standing and my life suddenly changes when I meet Embry Call, the handsome, mysterious brown eyed stranger who has a life all his own that will maybe also change mine.