Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Hana Kiumori didn't ever have a good life. When she was six her parents were assassinated and she had to virtually disappear before they could find her. In the amazingly famous Ouran Academy she has the second best top score in her second year class just behind Kyoya Otori and just above Tamaki Suou. But that was after she was forced to join the host club on account of being incredibly handsome as a boy. Hana has renamed herself along with her boy-like disguise to a Mr. Ashitaka Modoku. ((author note: fakest sounding name I have ever heard of, sorry.)) Ashitaka or Hana is seen as the Forbidden older brother type. She knows all the girl's want a prince... But life isn't just about Roses and Cakes. No. the S.O.L or the Secret Organization of Lachesis ((anyone? Shit Out of Luck? S.O.L? No?)) Has come to try to kill her at Ouran Academy

An Attack on Titan fanfic. I don't really know how to describe the story, but you'll find out. The beginning might suck but it gets waay better haha! Prepare from some major feels attacks and some minor nosebleeds!

Eren is your typical teenage boy. Levi is......well he's Levi. Mix the two together and you get a little bit of mystery, confusion and love. Levi mustn't let his love life get the better of him. He has a troop to run. But sometimes you just have to let go. With Eren getting him off edge, will Levi be able to focus? Will Eren go overboard? Read on to find out! --->

poems and such, some rants, basically just my feelings. ***trigger warning*** and yea Im a shit writer so apologies in advance

Kaley doesn't like to be scared at all. She can't even watch scury movies without being scured. Toby has been watching her for a while and he knows this. He decides that instead of just simply killing her, he's going to play a little game with her.

Ew don't read omg I'm so sorry. A story about a 17 year old girl named Luna Howell, that goes to school and plays video games like a normal girl, but if she steps one foot out of line she will be locked away in the cage that lays within the basement by the parents that adopted her. She's always loved video games, they let her escape reality and be in her own little world, so she decided to by majoras mask, and that is where her life changes, but for the better or the worse?

Aiko is a girl who lives in an apartment all by herself. She loves music, anime, fan-fiction, and MOST of all Creepypasta stories. one day she finds a creepypasta on her computer and one in her living room?!? She then gets soon swept up and finds herself at the home of the creepypastas!?! the creepypastas include Jeff the Killer, Smile dog, Slenderman, Masky and Hoody, Ben, Sally,and Eyeless Jack (ALL RIGHTS RESERVED) *rated #25 in humor on August 6th, 2015*