I was 11pm on a Tuesday, shit always goes down on a Tuesday, I was on a walk with my best friend, Oprah Winfrey, when suddenly she ~disappeared~. Who knows what will happen next???

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?

𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 (𝙔/𝙉 ) 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 God forgive me🗿 All swear words were written by friends🗿 Enjoy I guess🗿

I'm sorry