ellie williams x female reader the last of us two ©cvpidkiss- book one : never die alone book two : free book three : taken I know this book is very rushed I wrote it when I was 14, of course it's rushed my writing sucked. I never expected this to actually get attention but it did. it gets so very annoying when everyone reading this book is saying the same exact thing and not taking the time to realize I'm just showing my growth as a writer. idk it's basically a bunch of ppl telling me how rushed and bad this is. I know. honestly a lot of people make jokes that I do find funny but, if your gonna be mean or hateful pls take it somewhere else.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Born with glowing green eyes. Destined for rotten luck. Peasant girl Meya Hild was 'given' the opportunity to become a Lady. At swordpoint. By mercenaries. Engaged to a dying nobleman. Poisoned with one month to live. Tasked to loot a castle. In a kingdom running out of resources. Little did Meya know this shenanigan would lead her across land and over sea, from a mountain made of sapphire to an island shrouded in spiral clouds, with masquerades, heists, kidnappings, shipwrecks, alchemy, romance, and an unexpected 'bump' along the way. Let the misery begin. 🐉 🎯 PROGRESS: Book One (Chpt. 1 - 65): 100% Book Two (Chpt. 66 - 125): 100% Bingers, YOUR TIME HAS COMETH. Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7iYf3f78K4QInWwpz6z3Mp?si=35Rt2vgkTryCM3vD9eKVXA&pi=cE-JGby3RgeKW 🎨 Cover: @NamtanTangren / Namtan [糖人] https://www.deviantart.com/tangrennamtan 📋 Content Guidelines: Most chapters are safe for work/school. Chapters containing intimate scenes will be marked with ❣️ Although not depicted explicitly, this story touches on mature subject matter such as depression and suicide, drug addiction and overdose, human trafficking, organ harvesting, abortion and rape. It's also loosely based on medieval times, and some scientific misbeliefs (concerning health and pregnancy, etc.) are present. Young readers are urged to use discretion. ⭐ DOs & DON'Ts ⭐ 💖DO: Add LUMINOUS to your library & follow me so you don't miss any updates! 💖DO: Comment away! I love answering them. Please be polite and respectful! 💖DO: If you enjoyed Meya's adventure, spread the word! 🚫DON'T: SKIP THE PROLOGUE! You have been warned by the dragons that be that you will regret it! Why don't I just rename it "Chapter 1"? BECAUSE PROLOGUE SOUNDS COOLER!

Before the fall of Wall Maria-before the smoke, the screaming, the giant that nearly ended everything-there was a girl who was supposed to help destroy an entire people. Trained as the "fifth shifter." Conditioned to obey. But the more she learned, the harder the lies were to swallow. No one is born evil. No one deserves to be erased because someone else says so. So she runs. She shifts and flees across an island she was taught to fear, trapped in a body built by science and haunted by a conscience she can't shut off. A weapon on the verge of breaking. And then a squad in green cloaks tears her from the titan shell she's been suffocating in-led by a commander who sees too much and a raven-haired soldier whose quiet stare lingers a little too long. They don't know her, don't trust her... yet somehow, they don't let her fall. Now she has to decide who she is: the monster she was made to be... or something else entirely. Blood is coming. Choices are coming. And standing beside the people who saved her-one in particular who keeps catching her off guard-might be the only way to make her life mean something at last. BOOK 1 Warnings: Swearing, gore (obviously), violence, alcohol use, and occasional spicy references. I do not own Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin.