Mortal! Yes! You! Why have you not looked at this book yet?

{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read these things? *Disclaimer: None of the jokes are mine :)

Are you struggling for ideas, or not sure if you're writing is at it's best? This is everything I've learned about success with my fanfics, what works and what doesn't, and how to achieve popularity. Some of these tips can be used for other fanfics and stories too! "No, Percy! I promise, there's still good in you!" Annabeth said desperately. "I'm sorry, but you broke me, and I've come to return the favor." Percy replied, malice glinting in his eyes, as he drew Riptide. Your First Tip? Cliffhangers make good intros, so read on. (I'm trying out this new cover, so please, give feedback!)

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

These are hoo, pjo, kotlc and hp memes. Hope you like it

I didn't want to be a demigod, but that's just how my life is. Alex and Amilia with friends are on the run from monsters because that's what you do when your like us, a halfblood. There's no place safe for our kind out there so we stick together always on the run, the good thing is we have each other's backs when danger does come Following the path of Alex Coleman more dangers come to him than he realizes and being a son of a god makes some bad enemies, will he make it to a camp and finally get some rest? Or will he perish like so many others. Going to include Percy Jackson in a chapter Based just after the war with the Titan Kronos Hope you Enjoy EDITING

Belle a daughter of a certain goddess, is led to camp half blood but can she trust them and tell them who she really is? Near the end of the book it states the many lives she has had. I worked hard and yes came with this idea myself. PERCY JACKSON AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS CHARACTERS BELONG TO AUTHOR. Enjoy the hidden tale of Issabelle Rene Andrews and Jason Grace.

Hi, I was bored so I thought to make a random book of PJO covers. If you like how I make my covers you can send me a request with no payment just comment what you want it to like!

The previous summer brought some changes for Annabeth. A quest, becoming friends with the son of an enemy and being reunited with her father. But now, danger threatens Camp Half-Blood and there are more monster attacks than ever. Thalia's tree has been poisoned, weakening the camps borders and Chiron sacked as a result. Only the Golden Fleece can restore Thalia's tree but it is hidden in the sea of monsters. To make matters worse, a new addition to camp brings back painful memories to here, memories that she wanted to forget. The camp calls for a quest only to leave Annabeth and Percy behind. Will they be satisfied with leaving the quest to someone else? Or will they break all the rules to save their camp? Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters from Annabeth Chase's point of view. (Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters or the storyline. All rights and credit goes to Rick Riordan, author of Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Percy is turning sixteen and the Great Prophecy along with the end of the world is approaching. Annabeth is torn between her choices. Luke is inhabiting the body of Kronos and is preparing to destroy the entire world. The final battle is approaching and there is nothing Annabeth can do to stop it. All she can do is prepare for the worst and live with the consequences of her actions. Can Luke be saved from himself? And will Percy destroy or save the world and himself in the process? Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian from Annabeth Chase's point of view (Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters or the storyline. All right and credit goes to Rick Riordan, author of Percy Jackson and the Olympians.)