Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)

"Lmao ur so ugly I can't even look at your face" HIGHEST RANK IN CRACK: #8

In which Kim Taehyung tweets at a Dora the Explorer twt account and gets a creepy dm from them. Soon , he realizes he got himself into some deep sh*t and has to discover who's behind the account before it's to late. Horror The Explorer | bts!crackhead horror au Credit ; @filmfics on Twitter for making this horrifying , yet amazing AU. Ranked ; #8 in Dora the explorer Second highest rank ; #17 Started: O7.13.2O18 Ended: O7.16.2O18

Priya, an international ARMY switches bodies with Kim Taehyung. How smoothly do you think that'll go? . . . Cover design: @ravsisrekt ; sticker design: creds go to rightful maker :)

~Follow this song~ ~It's a bit dangerous, but I'm so sweet ~ *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~ BTS V x Reader Angsty but still cute Siren AU Inspired by Siren's Lament on Webtoon❤️ INSPIRED DOESN'T MEAN COPIED This is an original storyline with original characters (and BTS of course lol I don't own them)

Wanna be a trainee and fall in love with jungkook? You're a trainee. You left your family to become an idol. How will you meet Jungkook? Will he even fall for you? What will happen next? Wanna find out? __________________________ ❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦ "I love petrichor.", you told jungkook. "But I don't particularly enjoy rain.", you paused. "It makes me feel sad and ..... and lonely.", you continued. "Why? I mean does it remind you of someone?", jungkook questioned. You couldn't understand what jungkook was trying to ask. "What?" "Does it reminds you of your ex-boyfriend?", he asked in a deep voice. __________________________ ❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ╔ ╗ Contains mature content ╚ ╝ ❕There are censored parts and uncensored parts. If you can't handle smuts, you can just skip the uncensored part and read it's smut free form i.e., censored part. Highest Ranking:#50 in Jungkook Started: December 2017 Ended: July 2019 ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

"Hello!!" "How did you get my number?" "Shh.."

"Why are you so obsessed with roses?" "Because, all roses have their own story, all colors have their own symbolism." "What rose am I to you?" "My Blood Rose." Min Yoongi, a 23 year old male whos had a pretty average life, besides the terrible family and messed up past. Though when his bestfriend, Kim SeokJin, gets into trouble with the biggest Mafia Boss in Seoul; Yoongi has no other choice but to help out. Soon figuring out that the biggest, baddest, mafia boss in South Korea, may or may not have a bit of a soft spot just for him. Credit to rightful owner of art/edit

Omegaverse au. Taehyung is a rare, male omega. His rank is only to be known to him and his family only, what will happen if people find out the secret he promised to bury with his death? Jeongguk is a true blood alpha, the most strongest and most popular amongst the school. The spoilt boy who got away with the cheapest of crimes. A bully to some. An angel to most. Includes sexual references, mature language and sensitive topics. If those offend you in anyway, I suggest you read a different book :) just a warning. Started: 14.08.2019 Finished:

"I'm not the one who used you" The book is officially complete. Will never edit or re-write bc I'm to lazy. I've been working on this for a year and tbh I can see how much my writing has changed. I think whatever mistake I've made in this book will be forever with me. It's beautiful to have memories ;)