A dementor named Billy Joe is (for some odd reason) on his way to win Dolores Umbridge's foul and nonexistent heart. Stay tuned for their first kiss. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! (I already added a Demumbridge kiss scene at the end, so don't murder me. It's not a very nice experience.) Completed, 11/4/2020

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)