"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

THIS STORY IS SATIRE

For as long as George can remember, he's always felt like an outcast. He'd learned to be cautious when letting new people into his life, never allowing anyone to get too close. As time passed he gradually got used to relying solely on himself, but he still desperately wished he could just put himself out there a little more. At the age of twenty-one he's finally ready to take some risks and meet new people, or at least, that's what he's trying to tell himself. As George battles with his self worth and feelings of discouragement, he has a chance encounter with an American stranger in the middle of the night. Could an unlikely friendship between the two change the trajectory of George's life? He certainly hopes so. {t/w}~ alcoholism, abuse, talk of mental health, slight/implied homophobia, panic attacks *there will be a disclaimer in the specific chapters that warnings appear in, some are more mild than others* please stay safe and know that you are loved! this story is purely for practice purposes and is not intended to make anyone uncomfortable, and if it does, i'll take it down right away! now with that out of the way, let's get into the story <3

▐ ◤𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄! : 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞. ◢ ▌ ▐ ◤ 𝗖𝗼𝗽𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 © : 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 ◢ ▌ 『▹─────────────────────────◃』 ➤ 『Moderators of InvadedLands, Zelkam and MegaPVP, are faced with many events and situations that are filled with despair and action. The two continue to grow their relationship as time goes by. Either platonically or romantically.』 『▹─────────────────────────◃』 ➤ Book cover made by me : @IrodimPvP ➤ Content Creators (Characters) : • Dream • Georgenotfound • Sapnap • BadBoyHalo • A6d • Skeppy • Tommyinnit • Tubbo • Spifey • Megapvp • Zelkam • Technoblade • Goodboyhalo (CREDITS TO CHYCHY ON TWITTER FOR CREATING THE AU) ───────────── ➤ Ships Included : • Zelkpvp (main) • Dreamnotfound • Skephalo ───────────── ➤『𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 : 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒

it's so far in the future. like, cars-don't-exist-anymore kind of far. population is massive. there is a 3% chance of you walking down the street without bumping into at least one person. so when comes the future, come more rules and expectations. clay, alias dream, is a criminal on the run. he failed his Trial, and managed to run from the authorities upon doing so. he's smart, but can he outsmart a figure that aced the Trial? george, top of his class, is chosen to assist in capturing dream. his task is to find out who dream really is, and to put a stop to the man. ** i don't know if this will have major heavy themes but there will be tws if so, and also strong language usage warning ** IMMENSE THANK YOU to @facadecake for the cover!?! like omg what the heck it's so amazing and i just ahdjskhsdjk &lt;333