Quotes I write down as I hear them.

A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Hermits and crafting! Well- sort of. Basically a bunch of one-shots of the antics of the hermits' personas. In this, the hermits are different from their real life counterparts. It's about the personas and based off of what I see in the videos. It's just for fun, so don't take it too seriously! NOTE: I do not believe in shipping real people, so please don't harass the youtubers that the characters are based off of! They have families, spouses, and lives of their own.

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Evil X was banished from Hermitcraft, but the question remains unanswered: Where did he go? Where do all the hermits go when they leave the game? The void- or a parallel universe? Note: This is book 2, so you may want to read book 1 (Maddest Kind Of Love) first, but I can't tell you what to do, so do whatever pleases you. ;) Also note: I do not endorse the shipping of the hermits in real life- only their Minecraft personas. :) Also ALSO note: The art used for the cover is not mine!! Ships: Keralis x Bdubs (probably not, but spOilErS) Scar x Cub (Probably not part 2) Ren x Doc (probably not part 3) Jevin x Evil X Tango x Impulse x Zedaph

Wolfie always knew they weren't like other players who came from the 'pack' or their family. They hardly even looked like any of the others there! Their life was already hectic and bizarre but that couldn't compare to what happened a few months after they turned 13... Wolfie woke up on a small island as three men walked through a portal, one who, they remembered, helped to raise them until they were three. One who was wearing a bee mask, seemingly the alpha of the group. The last was a man with black hair, big glasses and a blue shirt with a symbol on it.

Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rather absent as well. With tensions on the server running high, can Grian investigate without all heck breaking loose? Be ready for drama, mystery, and danger (with a happy ending). [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]