Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw