Leela: We'd really appreciate it if you'd take the time to- Bender: READ THE STORY OR I'M TAKING ALL YOUR BOOZE! I'LL DO IT REGARDLESS, BUT THERE'S AN OFFER THERE! Leela: Bender! You aren't gonna get any readers acting like that. Apologize or- Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Leela: *groans* Hermes: It seems I have misplaced my documents! Bender: Nobody cares, you piece of- Zoidberg: I'm here! Zoidberg is here! You have summoned me from my trash bin home! Amy: This hat smells bad. And its WHITE and crusty! Fry: Has anyone seen my underwear? *Looks at Amy* There they are! Amy: Gross! Fry, wash your underwear more often! Fry: What is this 'wash' you speak of? Leela: ... Bender: ... Farnsworth: ... Hermes: ... Amy: ... Fry: ... Bender: *to Farnsworth* I thought you had good news. Me: Read my story.

READ my SHORTS! ('cos eating them isn't very tasty) - A collection of very short stories, micro-fiction, one-shots, drabbles, flash-fiction and other random stuff. Call 'em what you will, they're bite size little morsels from the brain of me. Crossing all genres, and of lengths up to about 1000 words.

List of all Phineas and Ferb songs with lyrics Disclaimer : I do not own Phineas and Ferb and its songs, it belongs to Disney and its creators

You where a Beta tester and you finally get to your world. But, what happens if you get stuck in the game. Is it a World that means nothing. But, will you raise or fall? You lived a life that meant nothing but, at least you pulled through. You suddenly notice that your life can change so easily. A time of peace turns into disaster.

Ever had any questions about cartoons you watched? Well you'll get some answers by reading this book!!! Hello! This book will be about background information on cartoons, video games and etc. I really can't explain it but read the book and you'll understand!!! The truth will be told... THESE ARE NOT MY STORIES AND I DON'T OWN THEM!!! All credit goes to the people who made them. Made By: Real_Unicorn_Ninja

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

A collection of random stories. These stories are like things you might find at a rummage sale; a book with a photo slipped between the pages, a pretty little jar with a child's first tooth, a bridesmaid's dress with a stain at the hem. These stories are fictional glimpses into sometimes fantastical lives. They are just a fragment, slightly worn, sometimes broken, but unique in their own way. When the Wallflower Blooms Flash Fiction Accepting yourself, a tried and true method for finding happiness. Passing Flowers Short Story A look into the sometimes lonely life of raising a uniquely beautiful child and the complications of love and marriage. Today I found my friends. Short Story They're in my head. Forever your fool Flash Fiction Pride and love, neither guarantee you a place in history. Most Precious Flash Fiction A bit of fan fiction, based in Tolkien's world, exploring the early life of Smeagol. Spirit Warrior Short Story A woman battles demons and her own lingering humanity.

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

This is a list with 50 YOLO moments, enjoy!!! Even though it doesn't make any sense!!! Just have fun!! For when you're bored!! Or something.... And if you think: ow, boring!! still go and read it!! hahahah it is lol!! YOLO!! made by WatsonTheHobbit!!!♥ XD *PLEASE NOTE THAT: '50 Shades Of Grey' is owned by its writer, '50 Shades Of..' series as in a book on Wattpad including a list with random stuff like 'YOLO' 'WTF' etc is INVENTED by me, OWNED by me, and don't copy this idea! If you do, I'll be very angry and ask you to change your book's name or even delete it. JUST PM ME IF YOU WANT TO START A SIMULAR BOOK BUT NOT THE EXACT SAME OKAY!?* This is book 1 from the '50 shades of...' series!! book 2: 50 shades of WTF!? book 3: 50 shades of awkward! book 4: 50 shades of boredom challenges book 5: 50 shades of fangirls and fandoms Please check them out too! :D more random books from me: The Journal from a Hobbit! and List of 10!! Copyright © 2014 Copyright © 2015