You're going to regret reading this. You're going to question your life decisions. You'll fall into a pit of despair. Don't read this unless you're prepared to face the consequences. What inspired me to write this you may ask? CQ Cumber reminds me of a Bad Dragon dildo, except cuter. And more polite. 69/10 best husbando.

6 characters wanting to make a noose out of spaghetti noodles but failed to succeed.