Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

"The pretense of others.. But the truth is deep" As each moment passes by.. I get this tiny bit of existential crisis of what I am and what I am doing and what I am really supposed to do etc etc... So I keep looking for the answers while I write these poems.. Hope you can relate to the feelings!🤗

Izuku Midoriya has the quirk that gives him the power of a bear, the speed and stamina of a cheetah, the reaction time of a fruit fly and a couple others which I can't be bothered writing like camo and sticking to walls (basic survival shit) however he cannot control this quirk. One op part of his quirk is that he has the life span of the immortal jellyfish (when injured it reverts to a young, still mature age) I don't own any of the images or My Hero Academia.

A my hero academia fan fiction where All Might didn't lose the slime monster... and Izuku, dreams freshly crushed, decides to help in a way even a "quirkless Deku" like him could. He becomes an information broker for the heroes. Because while his dream had always been to be a hero, his goal had always- and will always- be helping others, and come he'll or high water, he would not give up on that. With this in mind he began analyzing quirks and training his brain so he could surpass even analytical quirks. And further so his information would surpass all other's. And like that his name began to spread- Deku, the top quirk analyst, with his all seeing quirk Pantomath. I make nothing from this, except excuses for what I do with my time. The only thing that is mine is the plot and OCs.

After watching his mother die, finding out he was quirkless and his father abandoning him izuku could say he didn't have the best of luck yet there was something that kept him sane. A therapy pet if you will. Butttttt it's not quite what you'd expect.

It is Hinata's first year at Karasuno High School. After becoming teammates with Kageyama and competing a few practice matches, he hears about the Guardian of Karasuno from his teammates. He becomes hyped up to see what the Guardian looks like or who it was, but it turns out to be something different inside of Hinata. But unfortunately, events began to turn upside.

(Quick warning this will have some mature content so please do not read of h are uncomfortable and please believe me when i say mature) Hinata Shouyo was just 14, and One day away from being 15 when he got shot, by a sniper hiding in a tree at school. Hinata was a member of Class 3-E also known as E.N.D class. He was also set to the task of killing Koro-Sensei but, Hinata wasn't all that into it all he wanted to do was play Volleyball. But the day Hinata was shot everything changed. Because the doctors were losing Hinata as the bullet grazed his heart, so a way to save Hinata they used a new drug which was the only one of its kind and injected Hinata with it. Now it's a year later and a 16 year old Hinata has just woke up from a year Coma only to find out he is a medically enhanced human teenage boy, although he will stay short. After Hinata gets released from the Hospital he immediately starts at his new high school Karasuno and joins the Volleyball team and becomes a regular. But what happens when everyone from Class E-3 finds out he is alive and well? What happens when they go to Karasuno to check on Hinata? And why does Hinata get a strange feeling in his check around the setter Kageyama? Read and find out. Disclaimer I don't own Haikyuu or Assassination Classroom all rights go to their original owners but the story is my Idea completely.

"And maybe this is proof that even if you think you'll be stuck in the dark forever, there will always be someone to show you the light after every tunnel." *A Haikyuu!! Fanfiction*

The funniest things he said XD