Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life. He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn't care less attitude was bound to stick out a little. What Harry didn't expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn't keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid). originally posted on AO3 (same username Seriously_awkward_amy) but decided to start posting on here too xoxo Cover art by Strangemagpie xoxo 💕

Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words "I must not tell lies" dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid. And snapped. Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. he's going to throw it right back.

What if Naruto wasn't as dumb as he acts? What if he wasn't as unskilled as he displays himself as? How would Naruto react when he was pushed over board?