Basically Every Pun You'll Need

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Life or Death

My name is Ankuka and I am the child of Death. My father died when I was young and I was destined to take his place, but, I was kidnapped, and left on the streets. I got taken to an orphanage where I never got adopted, when I was 12 I ran away from the orphanage, and now live in a cave I am currently 15 years old and...