you're in love with your college senior, but would you still feel the same way when you find out he's a serial killer? you want him to smash your ankles? yes that will definitely happen. THIS SHORT STORY IS PURELY FICTION (obviously) AND IT'S A JOKE. THIS STORY IS A JOKE. IT WAS WRITTEN OUT OF BOREDOM AND INFATUATION WITH SAMGWOO. THANK YOU. <3