"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation." BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS ***If you are easily offended/triggered, this may not be the book for you

[SLOW UPDATES !!! please be patient :,)] i don't own south park and most characters i used in this story :) credits to matt stone, tray parker and all of the CC's i mentioned in this book (and you - the y/n :D!), i just do the writing!! just a warning, my writing changes A LOT throughout this book, so it might be very inconsistent!! so sorry for that ;,) cover by emilyartstudios cross-posted on ao3 (this one's a clean version without unnecessary notes)

⚠️Book under construction. ALSO THIS BOOK IS BASED OFF THE GAME FRACTURED BUTTHOLE, SO YES, FARTING AND FCKING SOUTHPARK STUFF.⚠️ SOME PARTS MIGHT STILL LOOK SHITTY BC I AM GOING THROUGH AND REWRITING EVERY PAGE. IM TRYING TO DO ONE OR TWO PAGES A DAY BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE YOU ITLL GET DONE. ALSO IM BASING THIS BOOK OFF THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE GAME, HENCE, YOUR SILENCE.

In this quiet little mountain town. This is where all these troublemaking, yet funny kids in South park have awesome adventures. Now, you're a part of it as well. Just write down below which character(s) you want to request and the ghostwriter is here to make your dreams come true ^_^. I'll also be making my own little oneshots about these fourth graders. Like, Comment and follow! Thanks- The Only Ghost

(DISCONTINUED) South Park. A town in the middle of Colorado, and your new home! Traveling to a new place, and one that nearly no one knows of, isn't exactly the best situation to be put in. However, the little spark of adventure that comes with going someplace unknown is most definitely present. Hopefully, you'll be able to make your mark in the quiet, little mountain town. In a good way, of course.

"no, absolutely fucking not." In which a girl from New York moves to small town in the middle of nowhere and gains a harem. Started: June 30th, 2021 *slow updates*

[ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ] 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? 𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐛𝐭𝐰, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⚠ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ !!! ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏʟᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴇ. sᴏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ's sʜɪᴛ. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ *ೃ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 18- 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 -2020 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 : 07- 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 -2022 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 : 13-𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡-2022 new update : 01- March- 2023 !! REWRITE COMING SOON .

Sequel to "South Park The Stick of Truth: The Princess and The Dragon born" So apparently the Boys are playing superheroes now and Dovahkiin- or I'm sorry, "Alpha Wolf" has unintentionally chosen the "franchise" that's agains his boyfriend Kenny, Aka Mysterion. Well Fuck. Guess it's time to watch Dovahkiin struggle through the oddities of South Park once more as he's shunned by his boyfriend and half their friend group because Eric "The Coon" Cartman is an asshole. WOO! Don't you love this description? •|• Disclaimer|•| Surprise,surprise I don't own South Park, nor do I own the Fractured But Whole. I also do not own the art used for the cover. I basically own nothing but my interpretation of what would be the "player" in the game.

*Less cringey, grammatically correct, and just overall slightly better version is posted on Archive of our own. Same names and stuff.* -First Book of 3- Based off the stick of truth game where you play as silent Dovahkiin. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! NOT THE GAME NOR SOUTH PARK! I JUST HAVE THIS BOOK! NOT EVEN THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE! I DONT OWN ANY OF THE PICTURES EITHER! Also this is South Park, shouldn't have to warn you that there is adult content. There's a new kid in town that capture's Princess Kenny's eye. Cartman being the Ass he is decides to call him douchebag since he didn't say his actual name. Problem is 'Douchbag' has no clue what's going on and doesn't really know why hes ended up in South Park. All he does know is that Princess Kenny is hot with or without the Princess outfit. BOYxBOY Don't like? Then don't read. -Any updates from here on out are just me correcting grammar errors I notice when rereading-

This book is filled with South Park Boyfriend scenarios! I will be including the following characters: Butters, Kyle, Stan, Token, Cartman, Henrietta, Michael, Damien, Jimmy, Kenny, Clyde, Craig, Tweek, and more! Requests are open! Thank you for all your sweet messages, comments, and votes!