Jimmy Donaldson is the least popular guy in school. Every day since middle school, he's been bullied by the most popular guy in town and on YouTube, Felix Kjellberg, more commonly known as Pewdiepie. To make matters worse for Jimmy, Felix lives right next door to him, giving Felix more opportunities to torment him. After being humiliated at school by his bully, he has to come home to his dysfunctional family: Michael Jackson and Prince, his parents who are barely home, and Kayla, his sister spawned directly from Hell. With unexpected twist and turns, will Jimmy end up falling in love with his abuser? Will Jimmy ever be able to live a normal, happy life? Probably not. **Disclaimer** This story is a parody of a popular Wattpad story and is written entirely as a joke.

Probably the worst Prichael story you'll ever read In order to save his rival Prince from living the rest of his life comatose, Michael Jackson must go back in time and change the past. This story will DEFINITELY get more reads with the red check mark ✔ emoji in the name

A book. A book filled with short stories about Michael Jackson and Prince and anything and everything I can possibly contrive to happen to them or have them do. There'll be some goofs, some gaffs, and a whole lot of lovin'. Some romance, some adventure, and toasters. Sometimes they will be famous, other times they're more or less just characters in an alternate universe. (They also won't always be romantically involved.) And there's also probably gonna be a lot of Weird Al Yankovic. It's gonna be a good time, I swear. Brought to you by Toasters™. Toasters powered by the internet with electricity fueled by memes. You're welcome. ERROR Internet connection lost. Disconnect your toaster and try again. If internet does not work after connecting your toaster, please contact your service provider. BEST RANKING: #666 IN MICHAELJACKSON HECK YEAH

Michael Jackson and Prince: natural enemies and rivals in the music industry where survival depended on competitiveness. Their conflicting personalities cause their first, and presumably last, meeting to go sour. Following their meeting, an unexpected confrontation occurs, causing them to spend more time together and discover feelings they never knew they had resulting in an unforeseen interest in one another. **Title inspired by Demi Lovato's song & album "Tell Me You Love Me" because it's a BOP**