JK: "So, what's up today? Did your dick fall off or something?" TH: "Why does every conversation with you end up about my dick?" JK: "Because you're a dick!" Taehyung, a reserved police officer and a virgin, is tired of being rejected by his hookups for his lack of sexual experience. Frustrated and determined to change, he embarks on a journey to gain confidence and learn more about intimacy. His path leads him to Kookie, a pretty and sassy sex worker with a guarded heart. What starts as a quest for knowledge quickly evolves into something far more complicated, as their growing bond brings both chaos and unexpected beauty into their lives. ༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶ •SHORT FANFIC• Rank 5 in #taekook (31-1-25) Rank 1 in #fluffandsmut (28-1-25) Rank 18 in #toptae (1-2-25) Rank 7 in #domtae (30-9-24) Rank 7 in #taehyung×jungkook (20-4-25) Top Tae Bot Koo 18+ Lil Smutty ༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶ This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The characters and events depicted in this narrative are products of the author's imagination and should not be interpreted as reflections of reality. This work may contain themes of mature content. Reader discretion is advised.

TYPE: 🔲 General Fiction | ✔️ Taekook ff | 🔲 Non-Fiction Date Started: 04.30.2023 Date Finished: 05.22.2023 Date Revised: THIS IS TAEKOOK FF VERSION OF MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BOOK WITH THE SAME NAME. ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔 "So let me get this straight. Is this some kind of 50 shades shit but you're like a gay Grey instead of a straight Grey?" "Uh, no. At least I don't think so." He chuckled. "But you want to hire me to sleep with you?" "Yes. And pretend to date me in public." "You would rather pretend to date than actually date?" "Yes. I have my reasons." "Damn, who hurt you?" ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ Jungkook doesn't want a relationship and so he thought that hiring Kim Taehyung to be his fake Par Amour would satisfy the need to date publicly. TOTAL WORDS: 114,009 Words TOTAL CHAPTERS: 40 CHAPTER AVG: 2,850 Words/Chapter ⬆️ Top Tae ⬇️ Bottom Kook 🔥 Smut Warning (🔥🔥🔥) Rankings: #1 "btssmut" (12.19.2025) #1 "plot" (01.23.3025) #2 "plot" (12.18.2024) #4"plottwist" (12.25.2025) #6 "kook" (12.09.2025) #11 "jeonjungkook" (12.09.2025) Book contains: 🌚 Erotica / Smut 🤬 Adult Language 🥵 Other Adult Themes 🔫 Mild Violence (very little) 📚 Authentic Plot 🫃🏻Male preg

... need to find the original description ... written by LARRYVGL, not me. i'm not the original author

finally found it lol not mine, it's niv's

[sequel to VENDETTA] 3 years later, Jungkook's moved on- but his dark past still haunts him ─────────────────────────── 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)

VENDETTA | VKOOK To join the Mafia, Taehyung needs to prove his loyalty by killing the last person he slept with. The last person he slept with happens to be a pretty, doe-eyed, bunny-toothed boy, who also happens to be the Mafia boss' son larryvgl © 2018 ─────────────────────────── 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)

LEAGUE OF GAYS | VKOOK In a world where superpowers exist; Seoul Hero Academy harvests the next generation of Superheroes. Somewhere down the path of Heroism, Taehyung meets a boy that's too pretty, and Jungkook meets a boy that's too easy to mess with. Or, your classic college love story; except they all have super powers. larryvgl © 2019 _____________________________________ DISCONTINUED 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)

SPACE VOYAGE | VKOOK When 7 boys who barely know each other get stuck in a spaceship hurling through the galaxy for 2 whole months, things are bound to get messy larryvgl © 2018 ✫ ✬ ✭ ✬ ✫ ✫ ✬ ✭ ✬ ✫ ✫ ✬ ✭ ✬ ✫ 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)

SOMEBODY TO LOVE | VKOOK Falling in love with another man during the 1950s was never something Taehyung or Jeongguk envisioned. Especially not when they were both married and had beautiful wives. Or, The story of two lovers who were never meant for each other, but destiny found its way anyway. larryvgl © 2018 ******************************************** 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)

Android JK was found in the junkyard with his memory erased. Now it's up to Taehyung to teach him everything about life, love, and how to get dirty. (The only problem is that Androids don't feel emotions. Oops.) larryvgl © 2019 ⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜⇝⇜ DISCONTINUED 🐦: @LOVERVMINS (which no longer exists)