This is half for satire, and half cus I genuinely wanted to make it. Updates are EXTREMELY slow, cus I suck at writing but yk. I didn't see anyone else make smth like this, so I had to😩 btw you meet blond y/n before your actual y/n lol ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Are you tired of hearing about all the shit Wattpad stories where y/n is a thin, short blonde and blue eyed white girl who sounds like a broken record named something like Emily? Cus I am too! But... What if I told you a story about three people, the last of their kind, where the main characters are fighting to stay afloat in a world still run by humans who want them dead. A y/n who is actually decent. And whos the love interest, you ask? Simple. It's the shitty Y/n you all know and love. Enemies to lovers, interrupted fight song sequences, bloodshed, long car rides, hiding from the government, and ultimately good reason for both y/n's to be the way they are!