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I'll be writing one-shots about BFB, Inanimate Insanity, Open Source Objects, etc., and some of my/my gf (Floof_Cube)'s OCs. There will be Fluffs and Limes, but never Lemons. Enjoy!

Old one shot book I had made when I was eleven, please refrain from judgment. I know some of my readers reading this are probably young as well, but for a word of advice, please try to avoid indulging in sexual content at a young age. People aren't lying when they say they're dangerous people on the internet, no matter how innocent they seem Never entertain a sexual situation if you're young, people will exploit that

This is an art book!!!! I draw a lot of objects!!! (Mostly BFB 😻) but also other shows ❤️ And lots of rare pairs ❤️ :•)

This is a continuation of "Bfb ask or dare" Cover by my friend @mmm-wacha-saaay (current acc) or @rull_le_queer (doesn't use acc)

Welcome to my first shitty crack book! It's about objeccs doing random shit and all. I like to mention that this book also has oneshots, some fanfiction, art, Ask and Dares, etc. Anything you want. Feel free to request.

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

We're doing a sequel We're back by popular demand Come on everybody, strike up the band! We're doing a sequel That's what we do in Hollywood And everybody knows the sequel's never quite as good A sequel Another feature attraction Places please, light the lights, roll camera, action I thought it was the end, But no my friends this is when we get to do it all again! Do it all again Until the credits roll, We get another go to show them we can do it all again! Bawk bawk bawk begawk! We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise The studio considers us a viable franchise We're doing a sequel How hard can it be? We can't do any worse than The Godfather: 3 We're doing a sequel The studio wants more While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4 I thought it was the end, But no my friends, this is when we get to do it all again Do it all again Until the credits roll, We've got another go to show them we can do it all again Wank wank wank wank We're doing a sequel Let's give it a go With Hollywood stars And more one liner cameos We're doing a sequel I don't mean to be a stickler But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture We're doing a sequel Let's give it a shot All we need now is a half decent plot