Ryan, having only panickedly skipped out on his own wedding a few days previously, is at a restaurant talking to his friend Geoff about how he totally DOESN’T (does) have a fear of commitment. “Fine.” Geoff smirks. “Then I dare you to marry the next person that asks you.” And Ryan is never one to refuse a bet. Meanwhile, Gavin has been having an incredibly hard day. Being a waiter is hard, especially when everyone’s an asshole. So when he accidentally spills a water on Ryan, he’s expecting the worst. When he instead gets only kindness back, he sighs in relief. “Besides, being a waiter is an incredibly hard job.” Ryan says and Gavin laughs breathlessly. “You’re the only one that seems to get that. Seriously, marry me.” He jokes, surprised by the sudden burst of laughter that comes from Ryan’s companion.

The year was 1805, and Vincent was making his way to the new Michigan colony with his fiance in hopes of being one of the first new settlers and getting an ample amount of land granted to him to start a life with his beloved Gideon. The train they were huddled in was crowded and full of families with the same aspirations, children running around and playing about tired mothers and fathers, weary from the miles they'd spent on the steam-powered beauty. Everything was going perfect for Vincent, but when two men ambush them in an alley and he loses Gideon, he'll do anything to get revenge, even become a member of the undead.

While Michael is gone fighting for his country in Iran, him and his husband Gavin converse through letters.

Gavin is a store clerk living a mundane existence, but all of that changes when a rather odd customer checks out in a most unusual way.

In a world where being a Faunus is disgusting, Michael the Faunus has learned to hate humans. But his new co-worker, Gavin, seems to not abide to any of his predetermined stereotypes. Fun Fact-this is the story that was stolen that brought me here in the first place!!

Gavin loves Michael, but is he only a drunken booty call to the Jersey man? Based off of the song Poison by Alice Cooper

Based off of the song Go-Getter Greg, as suggested by sweet anonymous, Joel finds the new guy at work absolutely perfect and wants desperately to be closer to him. Hear the song here!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZEjU0nZeo

Gavin keeps getting little notes from a secret admirer in the office, and can’t help feeling a little downtrodden when they suddenly stop.

Listen, someone wanted cheesy porn, like a 70s porno flick, and I know the Rooster Teeth building would never just be empty because they all had a frikkin meeting, but hey, it's a cheesy porno. The impossible is possible.

Michael looks in the mirror and is disgusted with his body. He will do anything to fit his standards, at any cost.