THIS BOOK IS PURELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES! DO NOT EXPECT A FEASIBLE PLOT. THANK YOU. Sasuke Uchiha is the most popular guy in school. He's the captain of the football team and every girl's heartthrob. Sakura Haruno is the school wallflower. She spends most of her time in the library with her only friend Hinata. But what happens when fate decides to put them together? Follow these two love birds on an adventure. Disclaimer: All characters in this book belong to Mishashi Kishimoto. Any OC characters are property of Infinite_Writer01

Sasuke Uchiha is the son of a famous CEO of Uchiha CORP. His mother is a famous model. His brother is the hottest bachelor according to VOUGE and he's going to take the title of "Uchiha CORP'S next CEO". Sasuke is... Well, he doesn't know yet. Sasuke is a 16-year-old high school student that goes to the prestigious Konoha High. Girls adore him but not for him for what his family is and his looks. His life is boring until he meets an abnormally pink-haired girl who will change his life forever. For the good? No one knows. {Im writing this as a reverse vampire story because all of the ones I've seen has Sasuke as the vampire and Sakura as the human-like some twilight type shi so I wanted to reverse it cause that's what we do! violence!! $exual innuendos! $3x! StroNG LanGUAge!! I'm not gonna say this is an 18+ story but if you can take it, then you can take it.} none of the characters are mine they belong to our lord and savior Kishimoto the pictures arent mine the only thing that is is the plot!

❝𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙬𝙚'𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚. 𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH Haruno Sakura got pregnant from a one night stand with Uchiha Sasuke whom she later found out is the son of a wealthy family conglomerate. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Modern Setting ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents 【 サスサク 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗛𝗔 𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗘 𝗫 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: 𝗠𝗔𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 Naruto ©Masashi Kishimoto BABY STEPS ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

❝𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨. 𝙄 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤, 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH Uchiha Sasuke learned that seeing colors isn't all there is to love when seeing colors mean that a person had met their soulmate. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ High School Setting ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Soulmate AU ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst 【 サスサク 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗛𝗔 𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗘 𝗫 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: 𝗙𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 Naruto ©Masashi Kishimoto SYNERGY ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

alternate universe sasusaku one shots • • • different time different world different people • • • same love

When a diseases wipes out majority of Konohagakure's population the government is forced to pair high school students so they can reproduce and replenish the population. But if these teens can hardly get along to save their village, what are the odds of them falling in love? ©jongindreams-™2015

Sakura's boyfriend is a douche. Her boyfriend and live-in partner, Sasori, is a band guitarist and vocalist, a drunkard and most of all - a great big fat cheater. After being cheated on for god knows how many times, she decided to break up with him and move on. Sasori won't let her go that easily though. So after a faithful encounter with her neighbor and co-worker, Sasuke, they ended up living together and pretended to be lovers to shake him off... ..but that's okay, they'll keep it all professional. Won't they?

He ruled the school. She wasn't that important. She mistyped one number. He got a text. ~SasuSaku Modern AU

i fell in love with a person, not just their pretty face ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ "Tell me why you love me." "You're beautiful." "Wrong answer." ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Sakura Haruno is tired. Sick and tired of only being viewed as "beautiful". But what else would you expect from working as a model? Sasuke Uchiha is unhappy. After messing up in college and losing a certain someone, he's unhappy with his life. Insert one fateful job that intertwines their lives yet again. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ the front cover is not mine

❝𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a young Doctor inevitably got tangled with Yakuza Organizations because of helping a young man on the verge of death. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Modern Setting ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Yakuza AU ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst and Mature Contents 【 サスサク 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗛𝗔 𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗘 𝗫 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗠𝗔𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: 𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 Naruto ©Masashi Kishimoto OMERTA ©ASTRAGAZER- ---