Stan is finally done with Wendy. He has no idea why he's stayed with her this long when he has someone he cares for so much more, and he knows Kyle cares for him too. Craig and Tweek are still together, as 'fake boyfriends', but Tweek really does love Craig and wants to be with him seriously. He knows Craig wants it too. However Craig has been treating Tweek horribly, being cold towards him, ignoring him, even cheating on him. He's going to make Craig realize how much he wants him. Kenny has been labeled a manwhore since like the fourth grade. He's probably had almost as much sex with almost as many people as Ms. Cartman and he is very proud of that, or was. You see, Kenny has fallen hard for sweet innocent little Butters. However Butters knows how Kenny throws himself at people then leaves him after a quick fuck. Then there's Eric. Even though its probably obvious to everyone, I must tell you he's madly in love with Wendy Testaburger, who madly despises him, or so it seems.

Not much to be said, just a SOT AU with a little twist. Their also only like, 10 in this.

I tried to write a Summary but it turned out too cringey to upload. (._. )

Craig wasn't the best in the love game. His best friend decides, "Why not hire a Maid? You might find a nice hot girl!" Little did they know, Craig got a surprise he wasn't expecting.

Craig Tucker has always bullied Tweek Tweak, but not without the help of his trusty 'partner in crime' Jimmy Valmer. But things take a weird turn when Craig is forced to talk to the blonde for a school project - and it gets even weirder when they figure out that Jimmy actually has a crush on Craig.. what now?

South Park is a great show. With great humor, characters, messages and just plain nonsense. It has made quite a fandom for itself, with many members and ships galore. However now, I ask myself "Is this fandom still good?" Sure it has great ships but are the reason for shipping them, stupid? It has great characters that can be discussed and written about, but does the fandom only pay attention to the ones that are, minor? Do the messages and episodes mean nothing to the fandom anymore? Do headcanons take over actual evidence? Okay enough of the long description, here's the deal, this is a book of how I view this fandom and how I want it to be. So stay tuned on my opinions on this amazing show and it's not so amazing fandom.

Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

Pretty much, Tweek and Craig are 16, in the 10th grade now and they've been in a fake relationship since 4th grade. While laying in bed with Tweek one night, Craig realizes he's fucked. What will he do? I actually don't know. I'm just kinda going with the flow tbh

"Why do you seem so familiar?" Probably because I'm kinda, maybe, sort of, stalking you. That might make you recognize me... "I-I don't know..." Creek

Sometimes, relationship labels are complicated.