Jake English and his little cousin John Egbert are experiments for the government but one day break free and run into some people named Dirk and Dave and start to live with them. What happens when the government finds them one day.

Jake and his little cousin run from home for an unknown reason. They bump into some certain people who might change their world forever.

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

Davejohn UvU *sprinkles davejohn everywhere* *throws some skittles* tASTE THE RAINBOW

John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college. They both enjoy the company of each other thoroughly. With this comes many surprises and fluffy adventures.. *** mentioning of Dirk/Jake, Sollux/Karat, and maybe others... Now being me, I'm sure there will EVENTUALLY be smut.... Let the fluff begin! oH. I feel like Kankri... but there's foul language so like--

THIS IS LITERALLY ANCIENT YALL WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS please if you do read it, read with a grain of salt because it was started in 2015 Your name is John Egbert and you're perfectly content with being one of the only kids who has like, two friends, well three if you counted your "Best Internet Bro", TG. All seemed to be going its natural course when the new kid walks in, and he's been your best friend since 3rd grade. Your name is Dave Strider and you just moved to Washington. Your Bro said it would be better to live in a suburban area in fucking-cold-as-frozen-shitington rather than your apartment in Houston. Now, this wouldn't be as bad if all these snotty kids were smart enough to figure out your mute, or if they all knew ASL, but apparently there's only one kid in the entire fucking school who can understand you. Just your Best Internet Bro of course.