×××-×××-××××: Hey, this is Jimin, I was selected to be your escort. Do you accept? Me: yes Another short story! As always with my books: there is smut there is cursing I DO NOT own any of the photos used, they are simply taken from google, credit goes to OP

"It all began when he asked me to breastfeed his baby" Jimin wakes up with a hangover and a random baby besides him. With no recollection of the night before, he must find out how he ended up with this strange creature whilst trying to keep it alive. With the reluctant helping hand from the grumpy girl next door, they decode the bizarre and peculiar world of parenting. It can't get any more chaotic than that. Start: 26th February 2016 End: 16th January 2017

"Ew, why are you wearing that? You look like a tortured sausage" "Are those real?" As she poked my back rolls "Why would anyone want to fuck her when she looks like that?" "What's up Shrek" "Hey fatass can you hurry it up?" "Opps didn't see you there" as he kicked my feet out from underneath of me making me fall in front of everyone while carrying my tray of food "how did I miss the whale in the cafeteria?" "Like anyone cares what you have to say you fat fuck" "I bet you don't even know what your toes look like, how could you see them over your stomach?" "Don't break the treadmill fatty" "I'm surprised the coach even made her get on one, that's a lot of money to replace" "Are you sure you want a booth? There's more room at the tables..?" "I'll never leave you. I think you're perfect the way you are" I will post trigger warnings. There's a lot of mental illness in this book. A lot of bullying. A lot of swearing. A lot of Jimin smut. Brief mention of sexual assault. There's also a lot of my own personal experiences as a fat girl with mental illness blended in with this fanfiction. Obviously not ALL of it is real. Sarah is not real, but she is relatable. Also: I have no idea who drew the picture I'm currently using as a cover, all I did was type over it. Credit goes to OG artist.