Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #1 - painting, #1 - heartbreaker, #1 - one-sidedlove, #1 - unrequitedlove, #1 - engagement *********************** Still not satisfied with our physical contact, he leaned his face down to meet mine as his fingers gripped my chin. "Fiancée?" he asked, whispering the word. I nodded as the tension I felt from our body contact got even more intense. I stared at his handsome face. "You claim yourself my fiancée?" I nodded again. Of course, I was his fiancée and I'd claim that title no matter what. "Let's see if you really are," he whispered slowly in between his breathing. His tone broadcasted danger and it made me shudder. "A fiancée can kiss her man. Now, let's see if you can---" And with that, in just a heartbeat, he pressed his lips against mine. *********************** He is my one great love. I've loved and adored him since I laid my eyes on him and to be his wife is my life's absolute dream. But he hates me. He has hated me since the day he first saw me and he makes it sure that breaking my heart and pushing me away will be his greatest achievement. In spite of all the drama, the pain and the heartbreak he caused me, I still insist to be engaged to him --- this cold, aloof, and heartless man. Yes, he is my one great love. But he is my one great challenge as well. Will I be able to create a heart in my heartless heartbreaker? (Cover made by @itsmyaah) Copyright © HervinaMollejon™ 2015-2016 All rights reserved.

she is Samantha Angela Manuel Perez, the Gangster Queen. Pero sa isang insidente, natuklasan nya ang tatlong kapangyarihan na hindi nya inaasahan sa buhay nya. Pumasok sya sa school na puno ng mga iba't ibang mahika. Hanggang sa nalaman nya ang misteryo sa pagkatao nya at dun nya nalaman na sya pala ang 'The Long Lost Magical Princess'.

[Editing/Revising] Jane Mendez is living a dream life that everyone wants. With loving parents, wealth, fame, and beauty that could make any men drool, she has it all. One night, she discovered a painful truth that made her ran away from home. That night was also the night when her life turned upside down. Her once ordinary and dream life became something unusual and extraordinary. Jane met a lot of people that made her happy, sad, betrayed and mad but one person also made her fall in love. Who could that be? What happened that night that made her life turned from ordinary to extraordinary? What will happen to Jane? Let's find out! WARNING BEFORE READING: I AM STILL REVISING OR EDITING THE STORY. SOME REVISED AND UNREVISED PARTS MAY LEAD TO CONFUSION. ALSO THERE ARE A LOT OF CRINGY PARTS BECAUSE I WAS STILL FOURTEEN WHEN I WROTE THIS STORY. I'm warning you in advance. Thank you. A/N: This is a story of fiction. All characters,places and events are all products of the author's imagination. If any parts are similar to actual person, living or dead, actual places or events, it's purely coincidental. Please don't reproduce my story in any ways without my permission.

Is Love really sweeter the second time around?

Code 9988 isang female Robot na nilikha ni Dr. Kumo. Ginawa niya ang Robot na ito upang maging guro. Layunin ni Dr. Kumo na makatulong sa pamahalaan dahil halos wala nang may gustong magturo lalo na sa kolehiyo. Takot na ang lahat ng propesyonal dahil ibang klase na ang mga estudyante. Sobrang lakas nang loob ng mga kabataan dahil sa mga karapatan na binigay sakanila ng senado. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, napunta sa ibang tao si 9988. Napunta ito sa isang binata na sobrang pasaway kaya naman matinding pagpapastol ang ginawa ni 9988 sakanya. Halos magmakaawa na ang binatang si Kirk sa dyos, hindi na niya magawa ang mga kalokohan niya. Tila amasonang teacher si 9988 kaya naman talagang tiklop siya rito. "Mag aaral ka ba? O? mag aaral? MAMILI KA!!" mga salitang banat ni 9988 sakanya kaya naman halos manghina nalang si Kirk. Wala na itong magawa dahil masasaktan lang sya sa maganda niyang guro.

A short story that makes your heart beat fast and let you experience heartbreaks same as Mayumi Cabrera. Her name was Mayumi Cabrera, she has a deal... with Mr. President

Eira Arvelon is just your ordinary teenage girl, but her life takes an extraordinary turn nang mapadpad siya sa isang misteryosong lugar na tinatawag nilang 'Artasia Academy' A place where danger, mystery, powers and magic exists.

Highest Rank Achieved:RANK 6 Date:12/19/16 time:11:11 pm =============================== a school were belongs the following: --elementalists --sorceress and sorcerer --witch and spell casters --abilities and this school called the lightania academy were the people who have the magic called linians and the city called lightania city where the academy stands and were the powerful goddess born while the war is happen in magic world called Lightania and the disasters like earthquake in mortal world she's the GODDESS who posses everything cause she's the powerful of all her power is infinity good in good bad in bad and she knows everything but,what if there's one thing she didn't know so lets found out the thing she didn't know so come and enjoy the adventures will come to her