it was an accident, i swear.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

The baddest boy in all iPhones emojis, monkey, falls in love with you. But, unexpectedly, monkey turns out to be a mafia boss! You, a dumbass, decides to fall in love with him as well. What will happen next!?!? Bahka

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.