New house. Old secrets. A pair of glasses. Suddenly Y/N can talk to the furniture-and some of it talks back. Things get freaky. In every sense of the word. Contains mature content and unhinged household objects. (It's in the last chapter-for yall weirdos (; )

EVERYTHING IS SMUT PLS I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT GIMME A CHANCE I PROMISE THEY ARE GOOD (yes I'm THAT desperate)

A little bit of everything~ Smut, Fluff, Rants, Slice of Life Stuff - EVERYTHING.

In a world where even your calculator has feelings, love can be found in the most unexpected places. From flirtatious fire alarms to poetry-reciting paper clips, this collection of Date Everything x Reader one-shots explores what happens when the inanimate becomes irresistible. Each chapter features a new "everything"-with fluff, romance, angst, and even a little chaos. Whether you're being serenaded by your showerhead or slow dancing with your fridge under the moonlight, one thing's for sure: love knows no bounds (or logic). 💗 Multiple characters 💗 Each story is self-contained 💗 Fluff, humor, romance, angst... and maybe a toaster with trust issues ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼ Date Everything belongs to Sassy chap games and Team 17

-𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 -before graduating college y/n was great friends with akaashi, bokuto, hotaru, kenma, and kuroo. But after graduation, the group ultimately went their separate ways and started their jobs in different fields. one day by pure coincidence, or possibly fate, y/n bumps into bokuto. he convinces you to get the group back together and reminisce about that road trip you all promised to go on... but never did. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬! language violence! 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬! smut, fluff, angst 「 © 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 | 𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 」 i do not own haikyuu or its character. i only own the ocs and the plot.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ You make the acquaintance of Kenny McCormick because of a drunken encounter, thinking you would never see him again. On your first day at South Park High school, you find out that Kenny is one of your new classmates. The two of you continue seeing each other in private, insisting it stay 'our secret'. Things begin changing rapidly when Kenny starts to have romantic feelings towards you. Will this change everything? Or will he continue to be your secret? Mature Themes ⚠️ - Cursing - Underage Drinking - Underage Smoking - Drug Use - LOTS OF Sexual Situations

This is gonna be one of probably many long stories about Randy, Why, because im obsessed with this man to an ungodly almost unfunny amount. it will contain smut because this is a southpark fanfic about Randy marsh cmon man you know what you're getting into.

This is my first fanfic, please be nice! constructive criticism appreciated :) * ON HOLD * A kenny mccormick x y/n.

Rewrite is being written and published rn! Check my profile to see new version!! You are a fairly popular girl at SPH, (south park high) you are friendly to everyone and given the chance, are open to making new friends. Problem is-- your parents are leaving on a business trip for a 6 months! Where will you stay? Your parents happen to be good friends of the Broflovski's and they had an extra guest bedroom to let you stay in. You thought nothing of it until you realize you will be stuck with Kyle, the smartest, most awkward, (but sweet...) kid in school! Is this a nightmare? Or will you realize Kyle wasn't the person you always assumed he was? It is up to you. ;) New chapters at least once a week! Sometimes I do more. #1 kylebroflovski - 5/21/2023 #4 vote4vote - 4/11/2023 #11 stanmarsh - 4/25/2023 #3 vote4vote - 5/11/2023 #9 stanmarsh - 5/17/2023 #1 tokenblack - 5/23/2023 #1 bebestevens - 6/12/2023 #23 southparkfanfiction - 1/17/2024

This is not your typical ReaderxSouthPark fan fiction. This book is following a girl who can catch any heart, and will catch every every boy's heart! She has relationships, she breaks hearts, she has sex, but also a bunch of drama surrounds her, which she always gets her way! This book has been premade so I can post it weekly!! I have been working on this since Christmas of 2015. This story also contains the following shipments: KennyxReader CraigxReader ClydexReader KylexReader CartmanxReader CraigxTweek KylexStan StanxWendy WendyxCartman ClydexBebe KennyxButters ClydexCraig