❝ If you are one of the people who made another account just to vote on your own book, read this because you are not the only one. ❞ I've been on Wattpad since 2013, and believe me when I say I discovered a lot. - cover design by @Milochondria - © 2020 walkingecho Highest ranking: #1 tips #1 strategies #1 hacks #2 rants

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!