The Girl Next Door

"What's your name?" "Why are ya talkin' to mi?" "Because I want to. Now, what's your name?" "You don't need ta know tat." "Why are you so mysterious?" "Why you askin' meh a lotta questions?" "Maybe I want to know who you are." "Maybe I don't want you ta know who I am." "But-" "Are you done nah...

The Hazards of Skinny Dipping

This isn't a deep book about first loves or self-discovery. If you want a book like that, I'd be happy to recommend one, but I don't have that kind of story to tell. Instead my story is about rash decisions and finding out that your dream guy is bad in bed. It's the story of when I finally went skinny dipping, and how...