Leroy Adkins is an underperformer. He barely graduated. He barely got a job, and he hardly socialized in his day-to-day life. Zachary Turner has been sick for as long as he can remember, and as he grows older the crushing realization that he never got to experience his youth or transition into a normal adult life starts to weigh on him. What happens when the two meet after a promise of cat cuddles, and the youthful giddiness of new romance and feelings bloom? They might just be a little too old for all of this.

After being kicked out of university for unredeemable grades, Ashkii wanders into Remedy, a tiny bar off the street, to wash away his sorrows as he wonders what to do with his future. The bartender and owner, Giovanni, shows him kindness and becomes the most important person in his life. Feelings of gratitude and admiration soon turn romantic, and Ashkii isn't sure what it will take to get Giovanni to reciprocate how he feels.

"Look, man, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to rob the bank but I'm broke and I need the money." "If you need money, go get a job!" "I have a job!" "A real job, not blowing up the city -" "This is a real job, Stormy. It keeps you employed. I don't have to pay TAXES." ... Super Storm is your typical superhero with stunning blonde hair and high morale. Gravel is your typical supervillain with a slight obsession over a certain someone's beautiful blonde hair and a mission he doesn't want to complete. Now let's say Gravel meets someone who uses the same shampoo as Super Storm. Let's say they bond over tennis. Let's say Gravel's crime-partner isn't particularly fond of what's unfolding. Let's say this three-playered tennis match has more balls in the court than expected. Who'll win? Who'll lose? ~~~ a story told by a Super Villain ---- cover art : littleskrib on Twitter

Theodore wants his summer to be as uneventful as possible. Gabriel doesn't.