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"Although Johnny wasn't expecting much when he opened the door, he certainly wasn't expecting his own ex-president, Obama, to be standing on their porch, singing along to Cardigan Backyardigan!" A story so wild and passionate you'll find yourself asking for more🤩🤪😍😝 Start: 16/03/2020 End: 20/03/2021 Hotel: Trivago

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Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

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Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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