Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes. WARNING: all rights go to velvetoscar on ao3 Cover made by: whatkooloser

Important and interesting quotes from the Mark Manson's book titled The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fu*k.

Don't try shit with me, I sell madness in wholesales~