it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

disclaimer: i began working on this book in 2012. i was twelve, and bored, so a majority of the first chapters are cheesy, or bizarre. my apologies. i'll do my best to give life advice for girls, however i doubt this will ever actually get to one thousand.

a collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

"Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life" Harry Styles may seem like the happiest boy. Fame, fortune, and all the girls he could want. But behind hidden doors, he's broken. He's broken on the inside and no amount of love or patience could fix him. When he can't turn to his family, and he can't turn to the boys, he needs to find a place to vent his anger and depression. He starts a blog on a website called Tumblr, where no one knows who he is. No one can expect you to be a womanizer or role model if they don't know you're actually Harry Styles. Louis has no clue why Harry has been in his room a lot. He has no clue why Harry's always wearing tight skinny jeans instead of the baggy ones he knew the curly boy loved. But what happens when Louis walks in to ask Harry a question and finds the boy's Tumblr open? How is he supposed to handle this? Not only is his best mate living a secret online life, but he is suffering depression and has been hurting himself in so many ways. Louis can't confront him, so he does what he thinks is the right thing. He starts a blog, and starts messaging Harry anonymously. Harry seems a bit cheerier in the morning, and even starts smiling again. But what happens when they fall in love with each other, but Harry doesn't know that "CleverUsername" is actually his best mate? With love, drama, hate, and depression, can anyone ever be happy with the one they love? And most importantly, can Louis learn how to save a life?

If you're reading this, I ask random questions, host games, get personal with you and secretly will stalk you in this weird, awkward, yet amazing book (#BishWhet) and all you need to do is answer ... Just bc you can. I-G-G-BYE [Random #13, Humor #104] -Deana

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Do you ever have those mornings when you just don't feel like yourself? You wake up and you feel taller or shorter, thinner or fatter. That happened to Niall Horan, except it went to the extreme. Niall woke up as a GIRL. He woke up confused and female. For the sake of the band he has to make the excuse he's Liam's 'girlfriend'. Humiliating, right? The real male 'Niall' is away with family while Liam parades around his new girlfriend, Nila. Meanwhile, Harry's cousin Madison spends a month with the band. Madison and 'Nila' become close friends. Niall, under the female alias, begins to develop feelings towards Madison. What happens when Nila disappears and Niall returns? Can Niall convince Madison that he and Nila were the same person without telling her the full crazy story? What kind of drama unfolds when Niall wakes up as a...GIRL?!