Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Everyone has their own obsession; 16 year old Samantha Stone's is Kale McCann. But how could she not? He's beautiful, funny, sweet, nice--and totally not interested. Plus, when he moves to Chicago in pursuit of an all boys' aceademy, Sam feels like nothing could stop her from losing him--even when she never really had him. But when Sam devises a scheme to infiltrate the school, disguised as a boy, she feels like she finally gets a real start with Kale. But when she becomes friends with a sarcastic, dark boy named Alex, Sam's not too sure on what she wants anymore. This was previously at Quizilla: http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/17129727/im-obviously-a-girl-but-none-of-you-idiots-have-to-know-thatchapter-o1 read it there, if you'd like. (:

Sam is a runaway. She needs a place to stay, so she sneaks into an office building, hoping to at least rest for a few days. What happens when Sam realizes that this office building is no ordinary building, but in fact YogTowers? Will she be kicked out, or allowed to stay?