Hello and welcome to my oneshot book for No Straight Roads! This is my first oneshot book so don't judge too hard. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading it! Started: 9/27/2020 Ended: N/A *DISCLAIMER* All characters from the game No Straight Roads, and the game itself, belong to Metronomik You, yourself, the reader, belong to you

"Don't you know who I am? I. AM. DJ Subatomic Supernova! My music will reach the furthest corners of the galaxy. What have you done today, simpletons?" "LOVE LOVE Sayu, pyuu~n!" "I'll show you why they call me the Golden Maestro of Vinyl City!" "Baby, I'm electrifying!" "ELECTRIFYING!!!" "This pedestrian girl you chose is a mistake. She is fire. Fire and sea do not mix." "Okay listen, honey. You think you can just walk in here to drag us all into your silly little fantasy? You are so naïve to think that rock is still relevant. Stop living in the past! There is only one music in demand right now, and that is...E-D-M! The age of rock is over. EDM rules this city!" Music isn't a subject. It is a concept. A literal wave through the air we breathe. Sound is one of the most important elements of the universe and our planet would have a hard time without it.

{REQUESTS ARE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE} This game doesn't get nearly enough attention, it's so good. Cover edited. Edited by me, art all by Metronomik, of course.