[Wattpad's Summer Reading Checklist 2022 Pick] "'Hella heavy' is your response to seeing me with a literal fish tail?" "Sorry. Should ... should it be something else? Wait, does this mean that you can't eat sushi?" * * * * * When Alyssa shows up in Hulhazy Front a week after wiping the memory of her partner, she's terrified of ruining everything again. Her brother and dad are convinced she'll be okay as soon as she's able to "move on", which makes no sense to her, because they sound like the exact same thing. Alyssa doesn't care about moving on--she just cares about hiding the fact that she's a mermaid from this new small town, and especially her new coworker, Elliot. Elliot has spent the past year trying to figure out how to be out. It seems that every time she finds some kind of balance, something has to happen. Her parents say something homophobic before she's about to confess her "big secret," or her old friends from the swim team make some jab about all the things they're convinced Elliot did sophomore year. She's planning on her summer consisting of working at the public pool, hiding her sexuality, and third-wheeling it up with her best friends, Neema and Duncan. Until, of course, she meets Alyssa. *cover created using graphics from freepik*

Not all the jokes here are mine..... you've probably seen some of them elsewhere. Anyway like the title says it's full of Dirty Jokes. Don't be offended. Laugh if you feel like it. Happy reading.

This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters. Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts to blur... ***** Lizzie's relationships have never lasted a week. Parker's have never lasted more than two. But being dating disasters might be the only thing they have in common. Tired of their constant fighting, a mutual friend challenges them to date each other for thirty days. What they didn't expect was for the trial period to be so sweet. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Adam Budny

-insert that suggestive emoji face- Were all going to post extremely sexual quotes......if you are innocent do not read viewers discretion is advised

In this book we just have a bunch of different kinds of lines Hope you enjoy it as much as I do Make sure you comment your thoughts and follow me;) It's also nice to know if people actually respond to my author notes You can also give me some pick up lines and I'll put them in the book and dedicate them to you I'm done with this book for now so it is complete unless people have requests....

the title pretty much says it all *wiggles eyebrows* {discontinued}

I think girls wouldn't be able to use these, but don't worry i'll find some that girls can say to guys xD

"The way she smiles, it makes me want to see that smile everyday" Your name is (y/n) Tsukishima, a new student at Karasuno High. After moving in with your cousin and his family you had to join a new school. But one night, a few months before the first day at school you met a stranger who,despite your differences, quickly becomes special to you.

You move to Japan after living in the states as a child, leaving your childhood friends behind. You now go to Karasuno high but didn't expect to find your long old childhood best friend. ~Haikyuu!! Fanfic~ ^TsukixReader^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *I DO NOT own Haikyuu!! It is an anime and this is a fanfiction of one of the characters! *Any music or art that is to be shown in the story is also not owned by me. ^COMPLETED!!