"You two are both acting like babies, I hate not knowing who to blame, I am super horny! I mean really horny and all I want is some sweet and sour chicken with some chow mein!" I screamed at the two men who stood across from me pointlessly fighting with each other. "I mean, baby you know I would love to go down on you but like... I feel like it would be really weird if the first thing the baby saw was my dick..."

Hey guys! This is like a Romeo and Juliet kind of story, but with Louis and Eleanor. I love Elounor and if you don't either don't read this story or imagine her as someone else. Anyway, hope y'all like it! :)

"Oh my God. Holy shit." He gasped after a bit and covered his mouth, sending it on to the next one, which was Zayn. Everyone had the same reaction and then I got it. Name: Naomi Lauren Date of birth: December 1st, 2009 Length: 18,5 inches Weight: 7,5 lbs Blood type: AB+ Birth mother: Riley Blake Agron Birth father: Louis William Tomlinson What the hell? Louis Tomlinson is a dad? Of course he is. He's the father of an adorable little dancer, who wants to grow up to be exactly like her mother, the woman Louis had a fling with many years ago. Now, how is people going to react to the little girl?

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson have been dating for 2 years, but what happens when El's sister Paige comes to visit... There is a little bit of Zerrie & Payzer too

I hope you guys like these! *They will be mostly dirty so you have been warned not to read if you do not like dirty 1D imagines* Don't be shy to ask for one! Just kik me or comment! Just tell me what boy you want it with, your name, and if you want it to be clean or dirty ;)

the title says it all.

One Direction Dirty Imagines. I do not own any of these stories! :)

A mixture of both sweet and sexual imagines, I originally posted on my Instagram @paynefully_cheeky. Possibly writing more in the future, just need inspiration and ideas.

Collection of one shots about One Direction.

Pretty self explanatory.