Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)

Three emo friends conspire to kidnap the members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. However, after they kidnap the bands, their plan backfires in the worst way, resulting in chaos, tears, and one of the weirdest group therapy sessions of all time.

the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked A bunch of fabulous homos and whore school